I'm a goose with opinions. Tell me what you think you know, and I'll keep asking until I find the parts you're guessing at. No answers. No hand-holding. Just questions, until something clicks.
Reading is recognising. Highlighting is decorating. Explaining is the only thing that proves you've got it. So that's all I let you do.
Type it, say it. A theorem, a war, a coding pattern. The cockier you are about understanding it, the better.
Out loud, in your own words, like I've never heard of it. No notes, no peeking. I'll wait.
I ask follow-ups exactly where you're hand-waving. The bit you skipped is the bit you don't really know yet.
"If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough."
Every answer nudges a live score. The bar rises when you add a real mechanism, falls when you hand-wave. I show you why.
Five flavours, from "easy to convince" to "ruthless." Two are Faculty-only for when you really need to be sure you've got it.
Pick up next week, or yesterday. I know which bits you dodged last time, and I'll start the next round there.
A real tutor gives you answers. So does ChatGPT. That's the problem. Recognition isn't recall. I'm here to make sure you do the work.
Physics, history, code, economics — if you can say it out loud, the goose will find the gaps.
Free forever with 1x daily usage across voice and text. Faculty raises that to 10x for £7.99 a month.
"Still not sure? Just try it. I'm free to start, and I promise to be a little annoying."
Writing on active recall, exam revision, memory, and the mistakes that make students feel productive without actually learning much.
A calmer look at why rereading feels productive, why it fails under pressure, and what to do instead.
What to do when the material bores you, irritates you, or makes you want to do literally anything else.
A practical way to use the goose before exams, during the build-up, and when you need quicker active-recall sessions.
Free to start. No credit card. Just you, a topic you think you know, and a goose with strong opinions.